May 2013
53 posts
“Why Society Still Needs Feminism
Because to men, a key is a device to open...”
– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)
Watching this “new” show Motive, and two minutes in it’s already shown this bullied kid and dramatically freezeframed with “THE KILLER” written on screen, to which I said “obvi!” aloud…and then it cut to Joey McIntyre singing kareoke and then did the same thing less dramatically and said “THE VICTIM” and (again, aloud,) I was like...
This documentary is hitting me so close to home… in like a bunch of different ways.
My grandma came in my room and was a bitch at me because I refilled the salt shaker with sea salt. In addition to that just being a ridiculous thing to be all in a tiff about, her rational is the icing on the proverbial “wtf” cake; she wants regular salt (technically NON-iodized salt is “regular” but whateve) in the salt shark so that she can cook with it…which is not...
“The proceeds from tonight’s performance of “Equus” will be...”
I wanna start kickboxing
Have to work my way up to it since I’m not in shape at all…
But I think it would be nice to have a hobby that didn’t consist of some sort of art (even if the jewelry, paintings and other things I make do prove to be lucrative) and was just for me
Also it would be cool to share that with my brother
The fact that he works out at an MMA gym full of hot guys… that...
They aught to call this "NCIS: Santa Monica Pier"
Because they really focus on that spot and I sooo don’t get why. Undercover/plain clothes cops hang out in places like that and Venice Beach because they’re full of skanky people… Yet they’re tourist destinations… Perfect for blending in? Although it sorta seems like a place for super low level UCs…. Whateve
“Does “Major league personal demons” actually appear in the DSM-4?”
It’s such a strange feeling to remember to good times… The times when his mania meant adventures that I felt safe taking because my brothers were there and because he was being manic, not terrifying… And the music he played from his roofless Ford Bronco would drown out whatever he has to say. He was always late and he’d take us out to dinner (free food at Peter’s...
Every time I see Scout Taylor-Compton in a tv show… which is kinda often because she shows up in a lot of cop shows and I watch basically every cop show… First I’m like “cool!” because I’m a fan… and then I’m like “her boyfriend used to have such a huge crush on me” And that makes me feel good about myself lol… I bet she would be...
As I Lay Dying
The Faulkner novel, not the band (who I looked up just now to see what genre of music they technically belong to… apparently it’s “christian metalcore” and that makes my brain hurt a lot)
I cannot wait to see the film that’s coming out. I love like all the actors in it… especially Logan Marshall-Green, I want his babies. but seriously… I’m...
"I've seen that one-legged hooker before"
Never thought that would be a sentence to come out of my mouth.
So far I’m loving this episode Reporter: “It’s odd though, that there’s this ‘new stripper’ smell on an old stripper body
So at first I’m like “It has to be the reporter because… a reporter showing up to follow the CSIs who is very familiar with a famous serial killer case that DB worked and then now there’s suddenly a serial killer with...
Black Sabbath on CSI
The audience makes me want to smack someone… it’s a small venue with a bunch of girls in sequin dresses and there is a dude in front with like a knit rasta hat who seems to be grooving which I find wildly inappropriate.
Ozzy acting is hilarious though.
I’m watching NCIS:LA because my standards for television have gotten really low… and the psychologist guy is really cute… and at least this way I’m not watching Dollhouse? I guess.
This is the second episode and it seems to take LL Cool J a few minutes to realize that these guys who ripped off a drug dealer are Navy SEALS… which is silly because his character is...
“tie a yellow ribbon ‘round the old oak tree”
This song is confusing.
Because a yellow ribbon means “Support our troops” not “Welcome home from prison. I know you’ve been in prison for a few years and although I’m not writing letters back to you, I think we should totally still be in a relationship so I will follow your creepy instructions and tie...
Fictional serial killers love William Blake
I’m watching Hannibal and the way this show is constructed and produced just keeps impressing me with this dreamy quality that puts most of network television to shame. I got to thinking about Thomas Harris’ novels and the fact that both film versions of Red Dragon downplay/eliminate the physical deformities that Graham was left with after Hannibal like gutted him… but...
ultimate spoiler alert
fuuuuu….
I was all excited to see Alan Tudyk on Dollhouse because… frankly that show needs reasons for me to watch it that aren’t simply the fact that I’ve run out of other shows. Anyway I was on his IMDB page and got the biggest fucking spoiler like ever… I would have been so excited for him to be Alpha if I didn’t know it ahead of time… super lame.
This episode of Lie To Me features a redheaded...
someone aught to tell them that it’s actually spelled with a “K” not an “H”
“Even though it isn’t how you meant it… “Even horizon” is...”
– me
“Nothing worth mentioning unless you consider a sailor drinking like a sailor...”
“My father used to say there are four rules for getting married: You need a woman...”
“I was an international spy Finch, I know how to play Baccarat.”
– Reese
Cowboy Boots
I have to say… this song might be the biggest celebration of being a huge hipster while you live out “that twenty-something confusion before the suit and tie” I mean… being in a bar in Seattle’s Capitol district, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon? There are very few things that include that much fun and that much hipster at the same time… and I’d know, I’ve...
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“well daddy’s readin’ propaganda and he’s talkin’...”
“Remember back in 2003 when we were going to curb stomp Iraq and asked France to...”
– Brendan McGinley
And this was odd because it was the middle of the...
I think it’s amazing the conversations you have at like two o’clock in the morning. ((“Learn a lot about your friends ‘bout around 2am”)) I’m not sure if it’s because of the situations that put you having these discussions in the first place or if being awake in the middle of the night with everyone around long gone into dreamland creates this bond of solitude—and sure, you know you’re not the...
“No offense, but are you like incredibly busy, here in Rapid City, South Dakota?”
Oh how I heart the Gube
Rossi: ...How many small town news papers do you subscribe to?
Reid: Thirty-eight... I'd used to more but a lot of them disappeared
Rossi: You mean 'went digital'
Reid: Same thing.
The episode of Criminal Minds titled “The Gathering” has a kinda hilarious part A guy in silhouette telling a very film noir tale of seduction and blahblah which, of course requires him to be smoking…. except he is smoking an E-Cig and that makes it totally silly
I love it
a great way of telling that someone is lying is if they deny something without the use contractions (especially when the use of contractions is part of their normal speech patterns) it’s really obvious with politicians… which is funny because they have body language teachers and all sorts of shit like that… but I mean Clinton:” I did not have sexual relations with that...
